Self proclaimed D-List internet celebrity.
I make 720p HD YouTube videos from my mattress.
I like whiskey, guacamole and, cats.
i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”
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